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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse than finding dead parents? Not finding them.

Knock knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

What do you get if you put a baby in a blender? An Erection

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: This is actually a really good question which leads me to wonder why the farmer let the chicken out in the first place.

How do you make an onion cry? Onions are incapable of crying

Whats green and has white spots? Idk im asking you

a black guy walks into a store and is caught stealing things the police are called they get there and hes calmly escorted to the police car

What do you call a person with 4 arms? A normal person. (fore arms) (meant to be audible)

They say that men are from Mars, and women are from Venus. If that is true, then who on Earth are we? [L]

(Knock knock) A:who is it? B:its the police open up where coming in B:I SAID OPEN THE BLOODY DOOR A:(SHIT)

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the tiger.

Yo Mama so ugly I don't know how she found your dad.

Why is my penis 2 inch hard? Because I rape little boys with it and there tight little asshole are crushing it

Roses are cars, violets are rude, this poem makes no sense, neither do you

Roses are red, violets are blue, twilight is gay and Justi Bieber too.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? An Irishman with a metal bar (like a pole)

Why did the chicken cross the road. Because the grocery store only sold pork

How does a chubby baby eat his chili In a very chubby way with his hands smearing it all over is face

Knock knock. Who's there? Navy Seals. BOOM waiting "Yeah, he's dead." -Navy Seals

What's worse then getting socks on Christmas? Being murdered by a bear.

What's the worst part about being a black Jew? You have to sit at the back of the oven.

Roses are Red Violets are blue Shut up I'm watching Re-runs of FRIENDS.

What's the difference between a mexican and a park bench? One is a minority whose ancestors originally lived in the central american country of Mexico, the other is a useful convenience that provides a place to rest one's legs in a public place.

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