What do you call a man with no legs, arms, or a head? A torso.

Roses are red vielots are blue but they aren't as sweet as you.Can you be my Valentine ny choclate cupcake will you me my choclate

What's worse than a broke pencil TWO broken pencilz

How do you make a plumber cry? I'm sorry but our princess is in another castle.

Why did the chcicken cross the road? To get to the other side nl

how to turn invisable. eat yourself

Yo mama is so fat, she just had a heart-attack.

What did the poor boy get for Christmas? Orphaned.

Knock Knock! F*ck off

Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he was on his wheelchair.

Why did the Democrat cross the road? Because the glorious leader ordered it for all minions

What do you call Bob if he gets a nose ring? Bob

What did the blind girl say? Its dark in here.

Sarah Palin.

Three dogs are barking at a wall. People walk by thinking "Why are these dogs barking at a wall?".

Why couldn't the boy write his name because he had no arms.

I have a riddle. What's black and white and red all over? Nothing. That's impossible.

Chuck Norris doesn't go hunting, he is very fond of animals and would never want to shoot them.

A Jew walks into a bar...He uses his coupon to get a free drink, then leaves.

How do you confuse a blonde? Explain the concept of time travel.

whats worse than getting ur penis cut off......no holocaust

Why do Jew's have long noses? To dig out of the ashes.

whats a joke... Parker Coffey at life

How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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