- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey i just met you and this is crazy, but heres my gamertag so party up maybe?

why did Susay fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms

Hitler: A jew walked into a bar... jokes, it was a gas chamber

If you want to make the little things count, teach midgets maths!

Why couldn't Jack join the football team? Jack has down syndrome

how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? TOO FUCKING MANY

theres no 'I' in 'team' but theres an 'I' in 'hitler'

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was forced by the man with a gun.

How do you drown a blonde? A: Drowing any person no matter the color of their hair is conpletely illegal and considered murder.

"CHOCOLATE!!!!!!!!" -Spongebob

Why do girls swim naked in lakes and oceans? so they have an excuse why their pussies smell like either tuna or cat fish.

Knock Knock Who's there? re-posession officers

mohammed ali walks into a bar, gets a drink, signs a few autographs , and a good time is enjoyed by all.

drugs sex and alchohole are yumme as AIDS

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah Witness

Person 1: have you ever seen Helen Kellers house? Person 2: No i havent Person 1: Neither did she

What was the pirates favorite letter? Q.

A man goes to the doctor and complains: "Doctor, my Viagra hasn't worn off! It's been over eight hours!" The doctor replies "You were bitten by a banana spider. You have one day to live.

A student asks a teacher: Sir, how much time would it take for me to do this quiz. Teacher says: From the second I give you this test to the second you hand it back to me.

Yes and no, you would have ruined what is beautiful yet different within your soul.

why did the man choke at the lunch table. Police there is a banana attacking me what should I do?

What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm Animals

Why couldn't the blonde do her homework? She had no fingers.

Daughter: Mom can i watch a movie? Mom: Sure. Daughter: Thanks mom! You're the best mom in the world! Well....Mary is, since she had Jesus.....But anyway. Thanks!

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