- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a redneck virgin? A seven year old who can run faster than her brothers.

Roses are red Violets are blue I was diagnosed as criminally insane Wanna be my friend?

How do you kill a polar bear? Global Warming.

What is big, white, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? Donald Trump

knock knock who's there? Police oh shit

How did the man lose his arm? beacuse of the five year old with a knife obsesion standing right beind you at this minute...

What did the underaged man say when he walked in the bar? He asked for a Coke.

what did one mute say to the other? Nothing.

What did Tom get for his 5th Birthday ? Nothing, he died when he was 2 years old

What happens when a gay guy and a hillbilly enter at the same bar togather? a police dog nation gards and a priest had to stop the abomination.

Q. What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A. Cancer

Roses are red, Violets are blue, That's okay, I'm not colourblind.

a black man has a shotgun. having an IQ of 11 he shot his hands off

Your momma's so dumb she graduated high school with a C average.

Why was the Black person afraid of the chainsaw? Be cause it goes run nigga nigga run nigga nigga run

Why did James drop his ice-cream? He was mourning the loss of his mother to terminal illness so he threw himself in front of a train.

Why did Bob scream "Nurrrrrrrrr!!"?.....because he was mentally challenged.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was in a tub of KFC

What is the difference?

Q: What did one muffin say to another? A: Nothing. Muffins don't talk, you idiot.

Q: Did you hear about the fire at the circus? A: It was in tents!

I haven't had sex for about 2 years, 10 months, 20 days and 4 minutes. It doesn't bother me though.

What do you call a guy with an axe in his head? Chuck

what do you get when you combine sodium and hydroxide? sodium-hydroxide

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