- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An older man and a young boy are holding hands and walking into the woods together. The boy looks up and say, "gee, I'm scared, it's dark in there." the old man answers, "Yeah, just think how I feel....I have to walk out of here alone!"

a turtle walks into a bar and eats everyone

what is the difference between a banana and an orange? bread.

Whats worse than getting a parking ticket? The Bubonic Plague

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A man walked in to a store and asked for four candles. The storeman brought some fork handles and placed them on the counter. The customer said "No... 'Four Candles' a rather amusing sketch performed by The Two Ronnies, a comedy double act in the 1970s."

A spatial closet situates trolls beside the whistle.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a truck on the way.

What's worst than finding two worms in your apple? Two holocausts.

What do you call a plane in shining armor? A knight flight.

They say that there's more than one way to skin a cat...so far iv only found the one.

What do you call it when a plane crashes into a school? A terrible accident.

Roses are red Violets are? blue Lets eat poo I know you want to

Why was Jimmy upset? There is a frog taped to his face.

Q. What did the chicken say to the buffalo? A. Nothing, this is an improbable predicament.

A muslim in Iraq was sniped in the head by US forces. He was a terrorist, who killed 18 innocent people.

Why didn't Anne Frank ever leave the attic? She did.

My granddad fell down the stairs the other day... Yeh, we didn't find it very funny either.

What smells like smoke, sounds like a pig, and looks like a horse? My mom's boyfriend

How do you cheer up a sad caterpillar? KILL IT WITH FIRE

Q: If Alma have 4 corners..? A: Then there must be something wrong with Alma...

How does a Welshman take a shit? Like anyone other human being does.

Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

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