An American, a Mexican and a Cuban are in a car. For they are heading to the store to buy groceries and then come home to make dinner.

Once upon a time there was a man that was exercising and he pulled a muscle and had to have his arm removed. The end.

A: How do you piss off a female pilot? Q: Kill her family

What's worse than walking into your parents room while their have sex? Getting no-scoped by zzirgrizz

Evan Ramsey hahaha go CAD

Patient: Doctor, it hurts when I run, I might have arthritis. Doctor: Let me check.... 5 minutes later... Doctor: It turs out you have 3 bullets in your legs. Patient: Ohhh, I get it now.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Jews

What's the difference between the WNBA and the NBA? The WNBA features female athletes, as oppose to the males of the NBA.

Who the hell is Femi Otedola?

Is there anything better than pussy? Ya a really nice book

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey!!!" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

What's similar about a black person and a white person? They're both black, apart from the white person

what's the difference between a virginia, and steve keen? a virginia is,nt a knob

What's the only animal that has to be oiled? any animal I can think of

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A pilot.

If you call Dani a dog one more time, lick a gooch nut suckers. XoXo Jamie <3

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? It was my car.

Why can't John hear what Muhammad says? John is deaf.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass i was lying about the wheels.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not intelligent enough to realize the hazardous dangers of crossing the street.

Fuzzy-wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy-wuzzy had no hair, Fuzzy-wuzzy died of cancer.

What's Black, white, green, and red? To bloody zebras fighting over a pickle

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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