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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the hobo get for Christmas? Nothing

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Obese penguin. It died of a heart attack.

What did the black man say to the Hispanic? Lovely weather we're having.

There is an American, a Mexican, and a Muslim on a plane They give the American the 1 parachute and the Mexican and the north koreon explode

EVERYONE TEXT 513-550-3742 AND ASK HIM WHY HE HAS GOOP IN HIS PANTS. his names eric

A captain crashes his boat into a rock. He has the option to save to save his wife or his best friend. He saves neither and drowns.

whats red and all over the road your family after a horrific car crash

Why did the little hamster die? Because it had a careless owner who never paid any attention to it. therefor it passed away.

Knock Knock ...Does anybody know how to use a goddamn door bell these days?

Knock Knock Who's There No-one your not very popular

Roses are red Violets are blue You are green Curse you!

What do you call a man with a diploma? A high school graduate.

I recently found out I have aids just kiddin heres the real joke... I recenly found out that Philidelphia means "City of Brotherly Love" and I said so do people in philly say its always free hug day in Phillipd fun house in philly?

XD I TOTALLY CANT BELIEVE I FELL FOR THAT ONE! XD IT WAS LIKE SO OBVIOUS! XD

So Nero, seriously, don't be mean, call me, I am going to bed now, nighty nite.

Roses are red violets are blue I have herpees.

what is the worst thing a bout four black men driving a Cadillac off a cliff? they were my friends

What is black and white and sleeps a lot? A tired zebra.

What happens when a toad is struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.

a white van was driving really slow and he stopped in front 3 children. "do you want some candy" the old man said. the kids took the candy and the old man drove away happily, knowing he made someones day.

Man one: Why does the moon look like a face? Man two: I don't know, why? Man one: I don't know either, that's why i asked....

What do you call a deer with no eyes? No eye deer

Why did the police arrest the black man? He'd committed a crime, and was punished accordingly.

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