what did the black, asian and jew have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantoulope.

Why did the Jew cross the road? After looking both ways many times, repeatedly, to make sure there was absolutely no element of possible danger, he concluded that his best option was the cross the road.

What's worst than realizing your mom is actually a transvestite? Simultaneously realizing this means you are adopted

Why can't you look at the sun? Because it's 2.00 AM

telling real jokes on anti-joke is a form of anti jokes

The funniest thing happened in my dream last night, i dreamed that banks would stop ripping people off and start treating people like humans. How wierd is that :D

How many Chinese people does it take to change a light bulb? One.

Why did the man complain of pain in his ankle? Because several consecutive tissue samples of the area revealed a rapidly metastasizing neoplasm. Blood samples indicated the presence of what appeared to be Hodgkins Lymphoma. The man was very wealthy, however, and had world class doctors treat him and got better.

What happened to the chicken that crossed the road. It got hit by a fridge.

Why did the black guy cross the street? Because his master ordered him to

What's worse than finding half of a worm in an apple? a razorblade.

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why did sarah have to do overtime at work? because i set her house on fire

why did the woman get electricuted? because there was an electric fence around the kitchen.

Why did the chicken cross the road? he has an iq of 5 like all chickens

i hate christians and muslims, until drugs are involved. iduno what dat is, i try it.

Your mom is so ugly and stupid that people make fun of her and that's not nice.

what are you your not a human? are you an other?

i have a black person in my family tree he's still hanginh

Your mother just died.

Your mom is so fat, I do not see how she can possibly wipe effectively.

A student exclaimed "This test is a piece of cake!" He ate it.

Holy sh** a talking muffin!!!

what can you blow up and sleep with at night? An air mattress

Anti Joke

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