What did the black man say to the white man? "Hi"

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow Wanna have sex?

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You know why no ones tried to kill Obama ? Picture him in an escalade!

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Why did Lindsay Lohan talk to her car? Because she's insane

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Two cows grazing by the road. One says hey what's all this about mad cows running around? I wonder what is it like? The other says I don't know I'm a helicopter.

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Why did the baby crawl onto the road? because a sick bastard put a bottle of milk there knowing that a bus would be going through that route soon.

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are you saying pam, or pan?

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What do you call a boomerang that wont come back? Broken.

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Roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers the middle one is for you.

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What did the commentor say when he saw the "waht's worse than finding a worm in your apple...the holocaust." joke? I am offended to your cruel referance to worms.

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Sometimes i like to paint myself red and then curl up into a ball and pretend i'm a tomato.

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awkward moment when someone pretends to be Mr. Bear and stuffs up his own joke

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Have you tried Ethiopian food? -no -well it's really good

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Why did the man Jump of a bridge? Because he got sick of his life and he wanted to die.

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Q:What did Sandy say to Spongebob? A:Nothing, They were both crushed by the water pressure of being on the bottom of the ocean.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To mutilate the body of a Jewish girl that lay on the other side.

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A girl and her friend got into a fight. They both bled to death.

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Why cant i stand up? Cause i shat my pants

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Do you know whats funny? No do you know i was asking a question

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A fat man orders a pizza. Then after eating it, he gets a eart attack due to his high cholesterol and lack of exercise

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What do you call a alcaholic walking down the street..... Roadkill

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Q: You know what's really funny? A: A good joke.

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Boob

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mitchell palmer sucks

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