- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one dead baby say to the other dead baby? Nothing, they are both dead.

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How do you piss off a moose? You throw popcorn at it

Whats 2 Plus 2? God Just Solve It.

Can i have a Ice Cream Kuhn?

Roses are red violets are blue i have aids and now so do you

Why couldn't the woman drive? She was dead.

A man is jogging down the street. He bangs his kneecap into a metal pole and shatters it. He is then hit by a giant cheese wheel and dies.

Why did the man fall on the floor? He had a heart attack.

Why did the redneck leave his wife? To marry his daughter.

What did Geoar Bush say after a journalist ask what he was going to do about Katrina? Where gonna find her we do think she has some connection with Alkida .

Why didn't Jesus like Pizza? Because Pizza doesn't exist.

How do you make an apple puff? Put the apple in a large pan with some water. Cover and cook gently for 20-25 minutes until soft. Add sugar and nutmeg to taste. Transfer to a bowl and leave to cool. Cover with pastry and bake until well-risen and golden.

Holocaust jokes aren't funny. Anne Frankly, I do not stand for them.

What do porn stars do after they retire? No clue but some idiot made a movie about it.

What did the boy say to the girl? I like you hi.

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What did the penguin say to the peacock? Die, you homosexual!

What do you call an iPod that doesn't work? An iPod that doesn't work.

what do a toothbrush and an ice maker have in common? ....They're both in your house.

Why did the man walk into the bar Because he was an acoholic

Knock knock Who's there? The police, your mother is dead.

A man is sitting on a park bench crying. A blonde walks by and asks him why he's sad. The man proceeds to explain he just lost his children in a custody battle with his ex wife.

yo mama's so fat because when women are pregnet thay gain weight for there child to feed on

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