- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats black, dead, and hangs from a tree in my backyard? Your Mom

catastrophic anthropogenic global warming

what did michael jackson do when i swore at him? nothing he's dead

what is black and green and rainy all over? the democratic republic of congo

Knock Knock Nobody Nobody who? Nobody, did you not hear what I just said.

What's funnier than 10 dead babies? 11 dead babies.

What do you do if some idiot throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back.

Roses are Red Violets are blue I am an onlince predator Post your address in the comment EJ

Hey! You wanna' hear a joke? Black Freedom

Michael J Fox may not be able to draw a perfect circle but he sure can jerk off like a champ

A cripple and a Jew walk into a bar. They sit down and begin to discuss all the stigmas that they have faced their entire lives. The conversation goes on for an hour, at which point a black man walks in. Just then, the bar explodes and they all die.

roses are red tulips are too, violets are violet, not freaking blue.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Ouch, a papercut .. what could be worse? A hatchet cut.

What's brown,green got four legs and can fall out of a tree and kill you? A snooker table.

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who is there? Not Suzie

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be. He could not be. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. He's either in great danger or has a psychological disorder.

what happens if you toss a grey stone into a red sea? it gets wet...

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And this poem sucks

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

Why was the kid dizzy? He ran in a circle repeatedly.

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