- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the mother give her family on christmas? Some gelt, dreidels, and Challah because it also happened to be Chanukah on Christmas that year

Patient: Doctor, I was cleaning my glass eye and accidentally swallowed it. Doctor: OK. Lean over and spread your legs. Patient: (Leans over and spreads his legs). Doctor: My God! This is the first time, in all my years of practice, that I've ever seen an asshole looking back at me!

you know why people who read anti-jokes are stupid? i just had the greatest sex ever!!

How do you make a grown man cry? Fling a rubber band at him.

A:Knock Knock B:It's open

How do you confuse a blonde? Try and teach her the finer points of Quantum Physics without allowing her to take any notes, and then test her on it.

What's annoying and wears glasses? The kid next to you

What did god say when he made the first african american? "I got about 3 more humans to go and about 400,000,000 more insects and plants"..

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks him "why the long face?" "All horses have long faces" he replied.

What do you call a black priest? Holy shit!!

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names

2 black kids walk into school

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Beacuse he got kicked out of the bar

The NBA and womens sports

What did the young boy get his Father for Father's Day? A bouquet of flowers for his grave stone.

A whore walks in to a bar. She soon finds her John and they leave to his hotel room.

How do you kill a domb blond? Shoot her in the head.

Keith figured gasoline burns, doesn't it? He was wrong.

Why did hitler cause the holocaust? YOLO

Why was George Washington buried in Virginia? Because he was dead.

What's clear, glass-like, and makes your brain feel like it's exploding just by smelling it? Crystal Meth

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a person and one is a pizza.

How can you tell if an elephant has been in your fridge? Broken fridge.

What do you call a Mexican in the sand? A churro! (not trying to be racist, I'm even Mexican)

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