Why is it scientifically proven that even Spider-Man would be a match for Superman? Because none exist. Moral: The only Super Hero... not scientifically proven, but I exist so that makes me stronger than both of them!

Q: Why do all Asians have small penises? A: They don't.

12 niqqa 12.

Hey i just met you and this is crazy but your adopted banana

Last Christmas I gave you my heart. I am still waiting for a transplant.....

My dog barks when someones at the door.

A black man walks into a store with a ski mask on... what does he do?? he buys skiis.

Hey are you sleepy? Good, cause I just saw Jeff The Killer and Slenderman outside your window. Good night!

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The farmer decided it was too cruel to fence in the animal, however getting run over by a car was a fate... not worse than death because it died.

my friend died in a car crash, now i have no friends.

Once upon a time there was a magical duck in a magical kingdom. Nothing interesting ever happened to it and it was eaten by a magical fox.

People are like trees. When hit multiple times with an ax they fall down.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootise pop? No, seriously, does anyone know?

Yo mama's so poor, she doesn't have a lot of money.

What do you call a Jew talking on a cellphone ? Well one should mind his/her business and shouldn't call people names and discriminate against them on religious or ethnic grounds .

What did the... Uh, I forgot the rest of the joke.

Why did The white man loose his black friend? Because he ran away.

What's worse than nailing 10 babies to one tree? nailing 1 baby to ten trees.

Why was Jimmy sad? Because he has a frog stapled to his forehead

What happened when the white man went to Nigiria? He turned gray.

what did the girl say when she lost her shoe where is my shoe

What did modern scientists say to Einstein? Neurtinos travel faster than the speed of light! :)

What did Soviet children dream about? Communism.

Knock Knock Who's there? Charles Grodin. Charles Grodin who? Exactly.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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