- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the little girl get for Christmas? A pipe bomb

What do you call a white duck? A quacker

What's the opposite of a joke? An Anti-Joke.

What do a squirrel and a grape have in common? They are both purple except for the squirrel.

How do you keep someone in suspense? Refuse to let them view the resolultion of a gripping film.

Why is the earth round? Because God saw it was flat and thought "too flat lets turn it around" And all was good.

What's sad about four children going over a cliff in a car ? Four children just went over a cliff in a car.

What do you call 4 Mexicans getting into a car late at night? 3rd Shift carpooling

What do lawyers and sharks have in common? They both play vital roles in their own society or ecosystem.

yo mama is so fat, she's obeise

What's in a glass and drinky? A drink

Your Mamma So Fat The Old Thing That Block's Her From Destroying Kid's Party's Is The Front Door

Why did Susie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't she catch herself? She had no legs. What did she get for Christmas? Cancer. What did she get for her birthday? Nothing, she died.

A blonde takes a math test it says find x? She circles x and puts there it is!

Roses are flowers.

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Why was the boy eating lunch by himself at school? Because his only friend was hit by a train.

When life gives you lemons, That's physically impossible. Life cannot physically hand you lemons.

What did Grandma Sally give Little Timmy for Christmas? Herpes

How many fish fingers does it take to change a lightbulb? Five.

Whats worst than being raped by a black guy? Being raped by two black guys? You racist i'm calling the police.

What's worse than a tree getting cut down? This joke.

What did the homeless kid get for Christmas? Hypothermia.

What did Heinrich Himmler say to the chicken? I'll take that liver thanks.

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