A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released in a nearby park in a safe and risk free process.

Knock knock! Just kidding.

Q.How many babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb A.Babies are to young to screw in lightbulbs

I rode in to town on an ass... ur momas ass!!

2 boys are going to get candy from the store. What happened? A robbery and they were killed

Hey you must be a parking ticket, because your yellow.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did Peter Piper pick a peck of pickled peppers? Peppers help strengthen his immune system.

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy mushroom soup in my testicles belly Buton cheese.com ( tickle my. Nipple frog)

Why did The white man loose his black friend? Because he ran away.

Why did the little boy cry? Because his parents were shot in the face while he was forced to watch you insensitive jerk Now walk away ????

2 muffins are in a oven for 30 minutes, the baker then questions why he only baked 2 muffins.

I used to be an adventurer like you. But then I retired and started a family.

Opinions are like assholes. I'm not sure how they are alike, but that seems to be the general consensus.

How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

what do you get when you cross an elephant with a lake? swimming trunks.

why did the kid stop eating his breakfast...two Penn state officials knocked at the door

Why was the little boy reluctant to approach his father? Because his father was a rotting corpse.

Q: Why was the teacher sad? A: Because she got fired

What's big white and can't fly? -Half of America Whats big brown and can't fly? -Crap

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah Witness

A jew, a homosexuel and a black guy are on a plane. It crashes and they all die in horrible circumstances.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He grew tired of hearing the most over-used joke set up in recorded history.

What's funny about 9/11. Nothing.

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