Q: What is the first thing you do if you wake up and meet the entire justice league(!!!) Which tells you that you are the "chosen one" and that only you can save the world once your true powers awaken? A: Increase your schizo medication.

There was a a round house with no corners.How many corners were there? 100 ,I never said that that it had to be that house.

What comes after 69? 70

why did the panda and puppy get into a fight? how should i know, you tell me.

yo mama so old that back in her school she didnt have history class

y was John so sad becaus his mom took his phone

How do you get a cat out of a tree? You throw a rock at it

What looks red and smells like barf? Depends on how you look at the situation.

You are walking down the street. You see 3 black people and you don't talk to them because they are complete strangers.

Why did the pencil break? A Viking destroyed it with his beard.

what do u call a newspaper boy on brake? your uncle because hes broke and struggling with income.

A mormon walks into a bar.

What's worse then finding a worm in ur apple? Nothing it sucks and it's a waste of an apple

How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

What do you hear when the world trade center collapsed?, no seriously I wasn't even three yet.

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo Boo who? I don't have a last name, it's just Boo

What is worse than getting hit by a bus? 9/11

Brother: Where is my Guitar? Me: To the Left to The left Brother : No its not Me: Everything you own in the box to the to the left Brother : Im telling Mom Me: In the Closet Thats my stuff and if i bought please don't touch Brother: *Opens Closet* This is all Mine! Me: *Takes off headphones*? Huh? Brother: Nevermind - _ -

What do Justin Bieber and corn have in common? They are both fruits. Except for the corn.

What do you call a kid that hasnt passes 7th grade? A 6th grader

Who the hell is Femi Otedola?

When life gives you carrots, don't make carrot juice, because it's gross.

Q. How do you kill 5000 flies? A. Slap a afraican in the face.

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? This is no time to make insensative jokes you dick, Billy's on a hospital bed.

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