WHAT THE BABIES?!

so a boy walks into a bar he was underage and escorted out.

Why did the little boy sit next to the big boy? Because he wanted to get raped by big Jake!

Q: What do you call a nun in a wheelchair A: Handicapped.

Two guys walk into a bar together. They are diagnosed with a concussion and later on in life have serious brain issues

How does a bird grow gills if you're riding a peanut. A fridge.

What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Eating mud

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ok when a fat person say he on a diet i said your on a sea food diet what evert you see you eat now get back to school John f kennedy students

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Women's Rights

what smells like a rose bud? a rose, bud.

Your mother is so obese that she has over the recommended daily calorie intake on a regular basis.

The secret to McDonalds success is all their customers are to fat to leave

Knock Knock Who's there? The Gastapo

Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? That's the joke.

Why don't flowers bite you when you pick them? Cuz they don't have a brain.

what do you call a clown in makeup? a clown, clowns are supposed to wear makeup.

What did the jew say to the black man? I'm jewish

Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Because he was dead.

Q:What do you call a black man that got to the moon and back in a space rocket? A: A golfer, he is a pro golfer now!

What is white and flies upwards? A retarded Snowflake.

Roses are red, violets are blue, your face is so ugly it belongs in a zoo, but dont be sad, i forgot the rest, so you wont feel really bad. I need a rhyme, treasure chest.

Hey you know what? What? Never mind.

How do you make a person laugh? Tell a good joke How do you make them cry? Tell a sad story How do you make them cry and laugh at the same time? Tell a bad joke

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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