- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a grown man cry? Fling a rubber band at him.

What did the mother give her family on christmas? Some gelt, dreidels, and Challah because it also happened to be Chanukah on Christmas that year

What is a bull like in a China Shop? Calm, because generally any bull you would find in a China shop is probably made out of porcelain.

What is worst then a blond trying to pass collage?....... There is nothin wrong with that

how do you wake up a really old man? you dont, he's probably already dead.

whats funnier than anti jokes nothing

Roses are red violets are blue make me a sandwhich so i can eat it

what's worse than being attacked by a giant ant? being attacked by two giant ants

whats worse that being raped by a giant squirrel? being raped by two giant squirrels.

Q:Why is rugby one of the safest sports to play? A: It isn't , it is in fact very dangerous.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names

Patient: Doctor, I was cleaning my glass eye and accidentally swallowed it. Doctor: OK. Lean over and spread your legs. Patient: (Leans over and spreads his legs). Doctor: My God! This is the first time, in all my years of practice, that I've ever seen an asshole looking back at me!

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

What did one muffin say to the other muffin Holy shit a talking muffin

Johnny Manziel is the best quarter ever (this isn't a joke just a true statement)

How do you make an Indian explode? Push the red button

you know why people who read anti-jokes are stupid? i just had the greatest sex ever!!

What did the man do when it was raining pineapples? He got a chainsaw and went on a killing spree against his neighbors family.

what's funnier than AIDS on a holocaust boy? everything. AIDS and the Holocaust are two terrible things.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? because it got shot before it could get there.

How did the Mexican get across the boarder? He applied for a student visa. He was a promising young scholar who had no trouble being accepted to a prestigious college.

What do you call a black man walking on the side of a road? A Pedestrian

This is in Spanish when you're not looking.Just kidding, that's not possible. It's actually German.

What do you call a 2 storied house ?

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