- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many dogs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None. Dogs don't have thumbs.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? (Because she was blind and deaf?) No, because she was a woman.

Why did the woman make so many sandwiches? She was a mother catering for her child's sporting event.

I have cancer. And you're next.

someone tell england that a depressed guy smoking a cigarette is not a movie.

What is black and blue and red all over? A woman that just learned a valuable lesson.

What's Black, white, green, and red? To bloody zebras fighting over a pickle

What's worse than finding a knife in your car? Finding a car in your knife.

Yo mama so short, she developed a debilitating neck problem from having to look up at people when talking to them.

what did hellen keller name her dog? answer: unnumnumnum

what came first the chicken or the chips

How do you tell a crazy man that he is on fire? You're on fire.

Wha'ts the difference between Justin Beiber and a piece of hot muff garbage? Fart triscuits.

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy wuzzy had cancer.

I was going to type an anti-joke but I totally forgot how it starts. It goes something like something something something something something your mom's a whore.

What goes up a hill with 4 legs and comes down with 3? A horse, which, upon reaching the top of the hill, has one of its legs chopped off, which is when the horse proceeds down the hill.

When black people wore their pants low, white people called it "Saggin" little did they know that "saggin" spelled backwards is "white supremacy" those sneaky white people

Did you fall from heaven? Because I seem to notice fractures to your knee, spine and a possible permanent risk of poor posture.

Why did so many describe Billy as glued to the t.v.? A terrible case of bullying and superglue resulted in the inability of Billy to remove himself from his own t.v., causing immense feelings of revenge, but his inability to move left these feelings unfulfilled.

What do you call a blue and black dot on the wall? A fly wearing blue jeans.

What happens when you get caught inside a tornado? You don't, the debris around you will most certainly kill you before you get close to the tornado.

What do men and parking spots have in common? Both often have cars on top of them. Vehicular manslaughter is a serious issue.

How many cans does the average alcoholic drink in one night? None. Cans are solid and therefore cannot be drank.

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The pilot was a potato.

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