- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man checks his watch. He sees that its 3:50, and calmly carries on with his day.

.Ttwo guys walked into a bar. The third one ducked.

Why did the black guy sing? Cause he can sdf sdfsd f sdf ds f sd fsd f sd f ds g sdfgh fsh sdf h dfsg dfs g df gdfgdf g d yeah thats right

What happen to the man who got drunk and passed out behind the wheel? He crashed into a tree, his car caught fire and then he got incinerated.

Hitler has a certain "genocide-quaw" about him

Science debated on whether Dinosaur hide was like leather But though quite absurd They thought, like a bird Velociraptor was covered in feathers.

A Jew walked into a bar and his cat died of aids

Jack wasn't nimble. Jack wasn't quick. Jack sat on the candle and burned his corduroys.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock -Who's there Not Sarah

Man don't you hated when birds shit all over your car! Man I'm glad cows don't fly!

Why did Suzy cross the road? She didn't she got hit by a bus. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

Why do black people like watermelon? Because it good you racist bastard!

Why did the pervert cross the road? Because he couldn't get his knob out of the chicken.

Why did the kid drop his ice cream? Because he was laughing so hard at the man who farted and burped at the same time.

Why didn't the kid return home after school? He was having a sleep-over with a bunch of his friends. Who all died from a robbery.

a man with a scar on his right hand walked in to a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x z y.

yo momma is so stupid she went and got her self checked for mental retardedness and it turns out she happens to be autistic.

How can you tell a baby lost it's voice? It doesn't scream when you staple it to a ceiling fan and turn it on.

A buddhist walks up to a hotdog stand asks the server to make him one with everything

Why did the frog commit suicide? Because his mother was a typewriter

Knock knock Who's there Joe Aids who's?

why was the boy sad? there was a frog stapled to his face.

Roses are red Violets are blue classic

What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

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