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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Honey im home!" but his honey was dead on the floor along with his 3 kids.

Your big dick.

What's awesome and looks like a pumpkin? An awesome pumpkin.

What's the difference between a pizza and a baby? I don't stab pizza 47 times in the chest with a chainsaw.

Chuck Norris can speak Japanese. Believe it or not he is actually multilingual, he speaks Spanish and French as well.

Roses are red, Bacon is brown, this poem makes no sence, BACON!!

What do you call a plane in shining armor? A knight flight.

What's worst than finding two worms in your apple? Two holocausts.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a truck on the way.

Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

Why didn't Anne Frank ever leave the attic? She did.

My granddad fell down the stairs the other day... Yeh, we didn't find it very funny either.

What smells like smoke, sounds like a pig, and looks like a horse? My mom's boyfriend

A muslim in Iraq was sniped in the head by US forces. He was a terrorist, who killed 18 innocent people.

Q. What did the chicken say to the buffalo? A. Nothing, this is an improbable predicament.

How do you cheer up a sad caterpillar? KILL IT WITH FIRE

Why was Jimmy upset? There is a frog taped to his face.

How does a Welshman take a shit? Like anyone other human being does.

what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? nothing, you already told her twice.

Why wouldn't Helen Keller be able to drive if she was alive today? She would be inside her coffin not knowing how to get out

Roses are red Violets are? blue Lets eat poo I know you want to

An englishman, a german and a ginger are in a band. they play some creative music that some people may find enjoyable to listen to and would like to purchase a track.

What did Osama Bin Laden Say to Obama when they met? Nothing Osama is Dead

Knock, knock. Who's there? George. George who? Oh sorry, I thought this was number 52. my mistake.

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