Whats white and sticky? Marshmellows

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side

what did jacob say to coach a joke

Teacher- What comes after 69 Boy- Mouthwash?? Teacher- LEAVE!

What do you call a black man with no arms? Trustworthy.

Why didn't Avery die when he got hit by a bus? The bus was going three miles per hour.

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RACIST JOKE Why did the racist cross the road? He wanted to get to the other side.

What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and my cousins? Nothing.

How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open it up and stick him in. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Take out the elephant and put in the giraffe.

What looks like a duck, smells like a duck and feels like a duck? A duck.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a headache OUCH!

What would Michael Jackson do on the Moon? Nothing. He's dead.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Someone born in the 1970s feeling self-righteous about defending the victims.

Whats black on top and white on bottom? R a p e.

why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was taped to the first one why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? it didn't

What do you call a bunch of Cubans on a boat in the Gulf of Mexico? A guy who just so happens to own a boat and is on a fishing trip with his buddies. -Mitch Hastings

Wh do you call a Zeebra without black and white stripes? A horse

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a brick.

"Hey have you seen Stevie wonders car. Neither has he.

A midget goes up to a prostitute and asks "what’s the worst joke you ever heard?" She replies "probably this one

What do you call a man with no arms and legs, lying outside of your house? An ambulance, he's clearly in trouble.

Knock Knock Who's there? Tennis? Tennis who? Tennis Racket

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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