- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Jim go to the hospital? To get an autopsy.

Why does the pope doesn't use this finger? (raise a finger) That's mine!

Why did the chicken cr-VAGINA!!!!!!!!!!! sorry, tourettes.

An alien just ate your family and all of the things you love

some dude: weed is bad Other dude: then why do they prescribe it to people are you dumb or are you stupid

what did hitler say when the allies invaded germany i did NAZI that coming

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

Wife: "I suggest you check properly next time you lose your keys so that you find them quicker" Husband: "I suggest that next time I sit down and have a beer while I wait for Doc Martin and his time machine to give my keys back.

Because the tractor hadn't seen the chicken.

why cant the blind man read brail? he has no fingers

Want to hear what's totally out of this world? Not wasting a whole page of space for something that doesn't even vaguely resemble a joke. [L]

Dogta I don got da aids yeah? Well Sigh... Man I am so sorry, I got the positive, and the uh.. Good news... Whats the good news? I hate you! Whats the positive news? You dont have teh aids.

Why couldn't Sophie brush her hair? She had leukemia

What was Joe's old name? Joe, I lied about the old part.

what do you call a black drug dealer? A pharmacist.

A rat and a pig rape a puppy. Hey, that's just life.

Camerons hair is Curly..

Why couldnt hellen keller drive because she was a women

Why did i try to write a funny joke? Cuz i was desperately bored.....

Why did Ben Franklin Invent Bifocals? He's a jive turkey.

Confucius says, I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand.

Kade was sad. He had finally got a girlfriend when he realized he actually liked men.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

what do u call a lesbian dinosaur? lickalotopuss

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