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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a tissue dance? Tissues are inanimate objects, they cannot dance and thinking otherwise is foolish.

What happens to an elephant when it rains? It gets wet.

My friend thought that an onion was the only food that could make you cry, so I threw a watermelon at his face.

Black people stink of shite!

What's worse than the Holocaust? A worm in your apple.

What do you call a chicken with no head? A chicken with no head.

Why was the Jew so happy? He had a good day

A white guy and a black guy are sitting in a bar. The white guy apologizes to the black guy for the hundreds of years of slavery endured by his people.

how much c o c k could a n i g g e r lick if a f a g g o t licked a d i c k

how long is a chinese name. how long. yup.

knock knock whos there? your dr you have cancer

What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper... used to clean up a crime scene.

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot, racist.

what do you do with a drunken sailor? take him back to port because he's not in a right state of mind to be on board a moving vessel

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Randomly Dialed Homeowner: Hello? Prankster: Hello is your regrigerator running? Randomly Dialed Homeowner: Yes... Prankster: Oh good. I was just calling to make sure. Have a good day!

why was the baby crying? cause his abusive father broke his arm.

It's green, has four legs and sits in a tree. And if it falls on your head you're dead. A billiard table.

What do you call a tortilla from venezuela? A tortilla.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because death was certain if it didn't.

A seal walks into a club. And proceeds to die. Why? The seal isn't able to walk so it was crawling and a man was swinging a club to it's head, so it perished and he could feed his family. The Statement was censored by the FCC

If life give you lemons, throw them at people.

What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite website? Wikipedia. It's very informative. On second thought though, the Internet had not been invented yet back in his time.

whats the difference between a black rapist and a white rapist? the black rapist is black

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