Q: Why did the boy eat an apple? A: A strong man stuffed it down his throat.

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What did the man with candy say to the little boy? I have Candy.

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If quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests Testicals

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So 2 black guys walk into a bar and the bartender looks around and say "what will you fine gentlemen have?" and they order and payed their tab and could not have been more courteous, amirite?

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A man walks into a Bar, and he gets kicked out because its an animal only bar no people allowed

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How many people are in the world? More than one. -David Papile

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Why did little Jimmy drop his ice cream ? He got hit by a bus.

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what can jump higher than a tree? anything that can jump because everyone knows that trees cannot jump.

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Why did the Elf stab the Gnome? Because I was on a bad acid trip.

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What do a baby and popcorn have in common? They both pop in an explosive manner when put in a microwave and both can be consumed by the person who may have put the baby and popcorn in it so if you think this is funny then you have some problems and i will shortly in some period of time when my schedule is cleared refer you to a licensed psychologist and we will make an appointment for you.

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You know what they say about fat thumbs? They give a lot of accidental comment likes on statuses.

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An arab says allahu akbar, people respect him as he is pronouncing his religion in his place of worship

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Why did George Bush blow up the Twin Towers on 9/11? 9/12 was his girlfriends birthday.

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whats long, hard and full of seamen submarine

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Why did Joe not cross the road? Because the Pedestrian Crossing light said not to.

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Why'd the Squirrel fall out of the tree? Cause it was dead

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I felt like kicking something.

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What do you call a person with no legs and an eyepatch? Names.

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Q: Why didnt jim win the race ? A: Because he swalowed his tounge.

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Pilot: We need to lighten the load of this plane Italian: I'll throw out these pizzas, there are too many of them in my country Mexican: I will throw out these tacos, there are just too many of them in my country The american stares in horror at the two men, the pizza and tacos were their only food and they were lost in the Himalayas.

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Why was the girl talking to the trashcan? Her entire family was killed in a forest fire. She was the only who made it out but she had several scars and burns. For six years she had no family to talk to. She then gathered an obnoxious amount of cheaply made plastic trashcans and painted her entire family on the trashcan and proceeded to talk to it. For several years now she has been in deep conversation with the trashcan. She then attempted to ask the trashcan a series and intense question in which the trashcan did not respond to. The girl grew very frustrated with the trashcan because it did not answer her question so she angrily threw it off the side of a cliff in the middle of the woods. To answer the question above, as the trashcan was violently falling off the cliff, the girl yelled, "See you next FALL"

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline. YO YO YO I F U C K YOU ALL!

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what does wtf stand for? what? i was asking you!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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