- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Remember that comic blooper? Captain America fighting some dude: Okay buster only one of us is getting out of here alive! Next panel: Captain is kicking his foe and yelling AND IT WONT BE MEEEEEEEE! ...

A man walks into a bar. Something funny happens.

whats worse than four babies in a box? one baby in four boxes

What is the difference between a black man and a piece of fried chicken? Fried chicken is a breaded meal that is high in calories whereas a black man is an unedible human being with feelings.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of four.

a brick cheats on another brick the brick finds out and dose nothing because it is a brick

roses are red violets are blue maskrosor are gula

What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Two guys walk into a bar. They are knocked out and rushe to hospital because the bar was metal.

What do you call a mailman who doesn't deliver mail? Unemployed

Who's the best player in Madden 07 on the PS2? Michael Vick.

How do you stop a baby from crying? Slit its throat

What's pink, bubbly, and goes round and round? A baby in a microwave.

Knock Knock! Who's There? Billy Sup Billy, come on in!

What do you get when you come across a duck and a moose? Nothing...What do you think you deserve a prize or something?

What is blue and has blue shoes? A blue shoe box

"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Red." "Red who?" "Red any good books lately?" Suddenly, the séance lost credibility.

I once walked into my grandmas house to find her laying face down on the ground. It turns out that everyone was planking but grandma wasn't breathing...

roses are red, violets are purple, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't

knock knock whos there? aids aids who? aids aids who? i dont go away

Q: Why did the baby cry when it came out of the moms stomach? A: The doctor dropped it!

What is less funny than a clown? Another clown ... but with fewer limbs.

Roses are red Roses are white and I one time saw a purple one

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