Two blondes walks into a tavern, which is kind of funny, since the second one should have seen it.

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What Happens if a Muslim boy gives you a bomb? You give it to someone else as your playing tnt tag and the bombs a toy

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yo mama is so fat she has more rolls than basken robins does flavors

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In America you read books, but in Soviet Russia, it's exactly the same as it is in America, because it's not possible for books to read humans.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

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Three men walk into a gay bar, and have a great time because they're all of consensual age and brought condoms for safe sex.

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What's five miles long and has an IQ of 40? A democrat parade.

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Q: What has the exact same colors as the gay flag but are sometimes hilarious? A: Clowns.

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A Christian and an atheist are in a bar. Neither one knows the other's religion and they continue to drink.

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Your so gay, that you like men!

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Knock knock Who's there Joe Aids who's?

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What did the one eyed boy say at the movie theater? 3D was a boy choice

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What's a bench painted red white and blue all over? An American BENCH.

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in china a dog was being cooked on the grill he was seasoned ans eaten by a black man

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How is a woman like a condom? They are not. A woman is a human being and a condom is a man-made rubber object used as contraception in sexual intercourse

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the reason why waldo is hiding from chuck norris is because they are playing hide and seek.

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Why did sally fall of of the swing she had no arms

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how do u drown a blond you put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool.

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Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

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What did the girl say in her French lesson? Miss, I don't get it, its in a different language.

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you go to cvs and theres a robber trying to shoot everyone and the cashier says do you have a rewards card

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Doctor Doctor I keep thinking I`ve got a car behind me. Don`t worry about that you have aids.

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Q: Why God never got a PhD? A: 1. He had only one major publication. 2. It was written in Aramaic, not in English. 3. It has no references. 4. It wasn't even published in a refereed journal. 5. There are serious doubts he wrote it himself. 6. It may be true that he created the world, but what has he done since then? 7. His cooperative efforts have been quite limited. 8. The Scientific community has had a hard time replicating his results. 9. He unlawfully performed not only Animal, but *Human* testing. 10. When one experiment went awry, he tried to cover it by drowning his subjects. 11. When subjects didn't behave as predicted, he deleted them from the sample. 12. He rarely came to class, just told his students to read the book. 13. Some say he had his son to teach the class. 14. He expelled his first two students for learning. 15. Although there were only 10 requirements, most of his students failed his tests. 16. His office hours were infrequent and usually held on a mountain top.

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Q: Whats worse then a minor fender bender? A: Dieing a long painful death by getting stabbed 27 times then getting hit by a car 2 hours later your brother finds you and told you that him and your wife have been cheating on you and your kid is his.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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