- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the blind man see? Nothing he felt the penis in his butt.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Heroshima

A priest and a small child enter a bar. The bartender takes his son back from the priest, paying him $30 for his exemplary babysitting services.

A frog hops into a bar. The bartender asks "What can I get you to drink?". The frog hops out and the bartender realizes he is talking to animals because he has anxiety issues and all of his friends leave him and he spends every night crying and waiting to be loved...so he shoots himself.

Roses are wilting violets are wilting YOU HAD ONE JOB

Why did the grandma stop baking cookies? Because she is an aging widow suffering from depression because her family seems to forget her existance as she barely lives day by day wilting in her 1 bedroom home.

What do you call nuts on a wall? Walnuts. What do you call nuts on your chest? Chestnuts. What do you call nuts on your chin My dick in your mouth.

A duck walked up to a lemonade stand. The owner of the stand marveled at how close such an adorable duck was to him and proceeded to sell lemonade undisturbed.

Why did the little girl cry? She lives in Haiti.

How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Any number if compressed sufficiently. At neutron star density all babies in the world would fit.

I forgot to tell you something I forgot wat it was

TIMMY

What does a vegetarian eat? colored penis

a guy walks into a bar.. ouch

whats worse than a leaf in your bed? World hunger, global warming, the economy......

Tilt your screen back .

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? -- Because it was dead Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? -- Because it was stapled to the squirrel

Your momma's so fat she ate oranges and coffe

What's black and white and red all over? A blood-soaked zebra

How can you tell a blonde a brunette and a red head apart? Ask them if that is their natural hair color.

how come jenny could not fall asleep? their was a man standing outside her window holding a knife

There's an Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman. They are all trapped in a jail cell. Eventually they all starved to death.

"Have you heard the one about the trannie?" "No, what is it?" "Wow, that's offensive." -Juanita

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