when life gives you lemons throw them away.. they are probably bad

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

"What the hell is wrong with you?" "..."

What kind of martial arts does the Jewish man practice? Kung-Fu

Emily Walker.

A storm be brewin!

You can lead a horse to water, and you can pick your friends, but you can't sneeze with your eyes open.

A man named Jake walks into a bar. The bartender says hi jake... The End

what happens when chuck norris loses his hokey-bar? your mother

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He simply lost grip of the cone and it fell out of his hand

A black man and a Mexican were in a car. Who was driving? The cop.

Roses are red Violets are blue Your mom likes dick and so do you

What grows on trees and is woody? Wood.

Yellow People !!

Puns are terrible. I love them.

Do you know how I know you're gay? 'Cuz your dick taste like shit.

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men's rights activists

Why are hurricanes named after women? They're wet and wild when they come and take your car and house when they leave.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

1,2,3,4,5..what comes next? yeah you should know how to count

How do you say hooker in Chinese? ?

How do you make a car? You build it.

Roses are red Violets are blue Carnations are cheap and they will not get you a blow job.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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