Go away nothing to see here,. I said go away

Why didn't the Ginger love the pretty girl? Her attitude and personality weren't very similar to his so he presumed the relationship wouldn't work out. Uh...........stingray.

Found out the difference between onions and men. I don't cry when I'm chopping up men.

Why did the White man scream when he saw a Black man? Because he was scared.

Knock Knock. Who's There? I have cancer.

What is rectangular, white and has two wheels? A limo getting its wheels replaced.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Mine.

Knock knock! Knock knock!! Knock knock!!! Knock knock!!!! WHOSE THERE! Wait its a woodpecker

Want to hear a joke? 12 year olds

Why did the man laugh as he sat in the electric chair? He was being tickled by the guard.

Why was it so hard for teachers to teach Tommy? Tommy is brain dead

1:Your reading my text. 2:Your wondering what the point is. 3:Your getting angry. 5:Your going to click thumbs down. 6:But wait! You didn't realize that there was no number 4. 7:Your checking it. 9:Your smiling. 10:Your smiling so much you forgot to check for number 8. 11:Your checking it. 12:Jokes on you.

She likes her sex like she likes her penises. Without a woman.

what happened to the kid who opened the goldfish? he got eaten by a cixelsyd dinosaur

why did the family have dinner? they were hungry and it was 6:00

Why didn't the pregnant, pro-choice woman have an abortion? It was a planned pregnancy.

Why did the man murder his wife? Because she would'nt do the the dishes

What do you get when you mix a black person with an octopus? i dont know. but it sure picks cotton well.

If a man and a woman get married in Texas and move to Washington are they still brother and sister?

Why did the white man buy a new pair of socks? His old ones has holes.

Why did the janitor commit suicide? He was sick of people's shit.

Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8-9-10.

What's better than 24-year-olds? Twenty 4-year-olds.

How do you make a cripple cry Cut of his legs, THEN telll him a joke

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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