Roses are black Violets are black I would love to see A knife in ur back

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What's under the first mate? The second mate.

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Why did the pig cross the ocean? So he could be eaten by Americans.

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Two men walk into a bedroom. Did I mention they were gay?

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There once was a man from Nantucket, he was a very nice person and had many friends.

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who likes to gets to get fisted A) sock puppets

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Two People go To Africa They have a lovely time they come home then go to Miami Florida after Florida they decide to go to germany sadly there was a plane crash and the two men fell into a pit of acid.

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What is the difference between a black man and a potato? Well, there are a great many differences. But the main one is probably that a potato is a potato, and a black man is a black man.

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An escalade with 5 black men crashes off a cliff and all of them die. this is terrible. an escalade seats 7.

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Two Mice are sitting on a bridge , one falls down an the other is named Charlotte

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet up with its grandmother who just happened to live on the other side of the road because the doctor had said this could possibly be her last week.

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What did the chair say to the fan? Nothing. Chairs and fans are objects so they do not have the physical ability to talk.

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Roses are red Violets are blue i suck at poems nice titz

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How do you confuse a blonde? Try and teach her the finer points of Quantum Physics without allowing her to take any notes, and then test her on it.

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What's annoying and wears glasses? The kid next to you

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How do you make a plumber cry? Murder his family.

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3 black guys walk into a restaurant and they sat down, ate their meals, and even tipped the waitor handsomely then for about 10 minutes they talk and then leave restaurant. Soon after a white guy comes and holds up the place for all it's money then killing three hostages before being taken down by the police.

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What did god say when he made the first african american? "I got about 3 more humans to go and about 400,000,000 more insects and plants"..

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks him "why the long face?" "All horses have long faces" he replied.

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Bob: Whats the difference between a fish and a microwave? Steve: I don't know Bob: Daaaamn your dumb!

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You read this in school as a crowd of kids stand behind you laughing at your screen

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Why was the black man fired from his job? Because the company was beginning to lose sales which then resulted in job cuts.

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Knock knock The boy doesn't answer because it's dangerous to open your door to strangers while home alone.

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What do you call a black priest? Holy shit!!

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