- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black guy with a white guy name? Bradley

i think quinn is gay? you probably don't know him but when i walked him on him shoveling a ken doll is his butt

... Chan chan

2 guys walk into a bar the third one ducked then proceeded homeward where he murdered his whole family by ax

A man walks into a bar and is shot in the face

A black man in a hooded sweatshirt is sprinting down a back alley. He is trying to get into better shape by exercising and knows a shortcut to his house.

Two guys walk into a bar, and they ordered two drinks. Then the bartender said, "Two dollars, please." - Brandie PANG

When life gives you lemons squeeze them at people then run away.

What's the point of going to college? There is none.

What is worse than being eaten alive by a shark? Being force fed live goat intestines while Kevin Spacey rapes your father.

A redhead walks into a bar. The bartender asks him if he wants a drink. He says yes.

Whats the difference between 2 white men? They both have different jobs and one is racist orange peel.

what's wrong on so many levels? wrong wrong wrong wrong

Why are bannanas bendy? Because unlike cucumbers bannas are not grown in a tube and are left to grow at their own pace.

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John, your son. Now open the door.

To mama's so fat that her escape velocity in her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s

How did the drug addict die? He got shot in a drive-by.

Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Your neighbor

What did the serial killer do when his check bounced? He promptly deposited more money into his account.

Why was the bartender's baby crying upstairs? Because it was being raped.

What come after 69? Time for you to get a watch

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

Man: Doctor doctor I feel like a pair of curtains........ Doctor: You clearly have Alarming mental issues perhaps a psychologist would be the right person to discuss this matter further

YODO (unless you're religious background encourage you to believe in an afterlife of some sort, be it of animalia or homo sapien decent.

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