- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

i wonder when lachlan will come out of the closet and give keiran a blowjob

What's worse than being raped? Not a whole lot-- rape is a very serious mental and emotional strain that will stick with a person for the remainder of their life.

Why was the black guy convicted of a crime he didnt commit? Because in The American social syste

What does a dishwasher and the holocaust have in common? Not much.

Your muma is so ugly she went to a ugly competition and got kicked out "no pros aloud".

penis in the camel

What do you call a fish without gills? Dead

Mitt Romney is in the mormon mafia has magic underpants and invented Obama Care but he still lost to a Black guy Who is a fine president.

Why don't some black men have jobs? Because they won't work

Why are black people afraid of lawn mowers? Because whenever you start it, it says run nigga nigga.

my parents let me say words that start with sh and end in it. shit what else could it be

What's worse than a completely overused anti-joke punchline? The Holocaust.

why did the walrus sex with the jew because 911 created a sexual falafel

What is the difference between a duck? one of its legs is both the same.

Q:Why does poop stink? A: it comes from butts.

How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

what is yellow and burns? -a fire

What happens when you put Michael Jackson in a room full of little boys? The 3 year-old rotting corpse of Michael Jackson and a room full of traumatized little boys.

Wats do you get when you combine a vampire and a ginger? Idk, who would pull that disgusting shit

This stuff on espn about Jason Collins is very gay

My cake is yummy, It's icing is blue. It will always be mine, Come close and I'll punch you. So stay away from it And you will be safe, But if you dont listen, Prepare ice for your face!

What do Whitney Houston and Selena Gomez have in common? They are both dead. Exept for Selena Gomez..

How do you get someone off a swing? ask them politely.

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