What happened when the Asian girl got a B on her report card? She committed suicide

What do you call Batman and Robin after they have been run over by a car? Dead.

Why was the teacher having sex with her pupils? Because it was 2145 and that kind of shit is common then

y does byonce sing to the left? because black people have no rights

what's the difference between a jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your nuts with a jew.

What's worse then falling off a buliding? Falling of a higher building.

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says what will it be? The duck replies "lemonade!"

why did tommy cry?his mother killed his turtle on christmas

where did little Suzie go after the bomb went off? Everywhere.

If you want to make the little things count, teach midgets maths!

Why did Johnny close the door on Sally's face? Because Johnny is a dick.

Yo Momma is SO FAT, THAT she has an increased risk of cardiac arrest due to her blood pressure.

why did the black guy cross the street? to get to the package store.

Max Head fingered himself, HAH

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? The bench can support a family of 4?

What did the black man say to the white man? Hey, I like your shirt.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because the p is silent!

How do you make a twelve year old girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear.

Texas! You are doing it the wrong way! Learn from Hitler, gas is cheaper.

What's did the lizard cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

Why'd the girl fall off her bike? She rode over a curb

Why did the Cross chicken the road? Because it wasn't the way to the Lord

How do u turn on a lamp? Flip the switch

So Joe Paterno doesn't walk into a police station....

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