yo mamma's so retarded that shes a potato

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Joe diragi is gayer than elton john

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The WPGA tour

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Q. whats worse then eating a slice of cheese? A. Finding out your mom has a penis

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Roses are red Violets are blue Start running Cuz ima F*** you Runn Forest Runn! Jubie

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What's big with fat all over it? Your mom on this dick

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Your momma's so not fat that when a school bus rolled by here house, she just sat there and turned on oprah.

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What dod the boy with no arms get or christmas? Nothing he can't open them!

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What did the Christian say to the atheist? "Even though we don't share the same beliefs, I think it's great that we can still be good friends."

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oh, you have a baby on board? I'll just drive into the the car next to you...

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Two muffins are in an oven. After a set period of time, they finish baking and are enjoyed by the family who had made them. Two weeks later the eldest daughter contracts syphilis thanks to numerous sexual partners. She soon dies leaving her parents and brother depressed. Her brother is kidnapped by a viscous child predator and the mother commits suicide. The father gets a job with the New York Yankees. He is eaten by a genetically modified zebra.

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What is the one thing you can never steal back? Your viginity.

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What do you call a human with no eye? A Human.

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People who are addicted to brake fluid just can't stop.

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Two dogs went out for a walk. Then their master took them home.

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What do you get when you jump into the Red Sea? Wet.

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Sometimes I finger myself to some Madonna and Mary J. Blige shit. - Jesse

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whats the difference between a can and a fish?they can both swim. exept for the can.

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Why did the girl have an abortion? Because she wanted a burger.

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Is it considered sexual harassment if a midget says to a woman, "your hair smells nice"? Holy crap i don't like black people.

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how many milkshakes does it take to bring all the boys to the yard?

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what is worse than a guy pissed?

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why did the kid die? his mom shot him

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A man walks in to a bar and everyone screamed running out the door.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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