- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man that cuts people up and takes their money? A surgeon.

A black man walks into a store and buys a gun based upon the increasing crime rate in his area.

2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it doesn't have the capacity for rational thought and decision-making and was subsequently hit by a car.

What did one traffic light say to the other? Nothing, as traffic lights are incapable of thought as they are not living.

knock knock Who's there? The Police! Your under arrest.

who is smarter than a human? a nerd

What did the horse get for Christmas? Starvation and neglect because its owner has been dead for three months of old age and he was a raging, angry, achoholic so no one cared if hey was dead and/or bothered to see if he was alive

A dyslexic man walks into a bra

Why couldn't the 10 year old see the Pirate Movie? Because his weekend was busy!

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What did the dog say to the other dog? Were both dogs!

Rawan what are you looking at, stop reading this

Whats worst then getting a paper cut. Being stabbed by a screw driver.

what do you call Tim Tebow on a bike with a clown hat on? Tim, Mr. Tebow whatever you want

What's the difference between an ant and a dinosaur? They are both birds, apart from the ant and the dinosaur

Variants: :) I will always assist you in whatever you want. :( I want to kill you all by myself! Sense? Non? Fuck? Mind? Fission Mailed? Impossible Mission.

Solvemedia fun: It says happy trails, a good one. Then it says Your answer below. ANSWER TO WHAT? To happy trails? Is that even a question? Is this world gonna explode? Is Santa real? Will Jesus ever return? I This and much more in the next exciting episode of Dragon NutZ SEE!

Why was the man wearing all white? He was a part of the Ku Klux Kan.

whats worse than the smell of nail polish? burning jews.

A man walks into a bar. His crippling alcoholism is tearing his family apart.

Why did the american block the road? Because he just ate at Mc donalds.

Q. Why did Sally fall off the swing? A. She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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