You're so ugly, when yo' mama dropped you off at school, she kissed your forehead and called you beautiful.

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What's the difference between a bowl of chili and a urologist? One's hot n' spicy and the other analyzes urine. -Emo Phillips

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What did the oboe say to the trombone? SQUEEEEEEK

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So there's a black man riding a bike down the street. A police officer pulls him over to tell him that his back tire seems to be flat. The black man says thank you, and continued riding his bike. Later, he would repair his tire.

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I love bacon therefor I love people who eat bacon execpt people who eat my bacon then I hate people who eat bacon

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The once was a man from Nantucket, Who gave up on his life and said "damn this!" Then he won lots of money, His future looked bright and sunshiny Until one day he suddenly died

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Why so serious ?

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What do you call a computer running Windows DOS? Obselete

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Why did Harriet Tubman have to take the underground railroad? Because she was a fugly slut.

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What's the correct way to eat spaghetti? Put it in your mouth.

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Roses are black Violets are black I would love to see A knife in ur back

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A horse walk into a bar. Several people leave, as they recognize the potential danger in the situation.

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What do you call a over weight woman? Fat bitch.

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why did the chicken cross the road? does a chicken have to explain everything it does?? do u explain to everyone around you why you're crossing the road every time?! i think not!

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What do you call a Mexican without any arms or legs? A bean.

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Roses are brown I likes clouds This joke isn't funny so don't laugh

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Knock Knock Who's there? Xiao Kaan Xiao kaan who? Fu*k you ugly lauuhhh

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A mosquito is a common insect in the family Culicidae. A blonde on the other hand is a Homo sapien, a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans

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Why was the boy cold? Because he couldn't afford clothing.

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whats a funny joke? nuthing nuthing at all

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Knock knock The boy doesn't answer because it's dangerous to open your door to strangers while home alone.

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whats funnier than anti jokes nothing

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Johnny Manziel is the best quarter ever (this isn't a joke just a true statement)

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how do you wake up a really old man? you dont, he's probably already dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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