What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Why couldn't the married couple have sex? They were lesbians who were saving up a sex change.

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What happens when you Shoot a guy with a red Shirt On? He Dies.

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What do you call an animal killed on the side of the road? A false accusation towards an inanimate object that has no other purpose then providing a safe and smooth ride for drives all around the world.

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Why did the black man go to Jail? He was visiting his friend!

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why was little timmys mother so upset on mothers day? Because he had been abducted earlier that week

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Roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, others don't

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Katy Perry

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A man walks into a bar. He leaves a large rucksack by the pool table and walks out. The rucksack then explodes and kills 13 people because it is the height of the Troubles and the man is a member of the IRA, who targetted the bar because it is regularly visited by British servicemen. The media extensively cover the story, and the two sides of the conflict in Northern Ireland decide that the bloodshed must stop, which eventually made way to the Good Friday agreement of 1998.

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What's easier than taking candy from a baby? Almost nothing.

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Why did the boy get teased? Because his name was spelt wrong (k)urtis

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Chuck Norris once jumped off of a 9 story building. He broke half of the bones in his body because he is 71 years old.

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A Muslim walks into a bomb shop. Unfortunately for the bomb shop owner, the Muslim was a police officer. He proceeded to arrest the owner and the employees of the store, as it turned out that the selling of these particular explosive devices were illegal. They ended up in jail, and justice was served.

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A man walks into a shop and picks up some items for his party. He walks out of the shop without paying for the items. The police are promptly called and the man receives a 4 year sentence in prison for shoplifting.

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Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair? She had dementia.

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What did the little asian boy get for his birthday? To work for minimun wage making high quality shoes for greedy white people in North America who dont care about anybody but themselves.

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Q: Human being? A: False. Jew.

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i dont fisish anythi

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What the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

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What did one penguin-necrophiliac say to another penguin-necrophiliac? Nothing. Penguins cant talk.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The loss of originality in anti joke formats. And hypocrisy.

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

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roses are red, violets are blue, penis

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What do you call a chicken with three eyes? One that flew over the cuckoo's nest.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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