There once was a man from Nantucket, but he's dead.

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Situation. A man trying to find meaning in his life. Question. Why are desieses not colorful, and tasty. Answer. Adolf Hitler and his ice cream songs that he sings on sunday mornings during brunches.

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What is the difference between a Jew and a Pizza? One is food the other, fuel.

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To whomever it may concern, You are currently reading this anonymous letter from someone anonymous. I’m currently watching you read this letter. I am not a threat. I am not Big Brother. I am someone anonymous. You will never find out who I am. You may have a few ideas of who this might be, but you will be wrong. Just know that I am watching you. That is all. I love you. All for Jesus -A

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An Irishman walks into a bar and orders a Coke.

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How does a blonde get pregnant? (I don't know) And you thought blondes were dumb.

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I love you very much.

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A black man is playing guitar for a white man and a chinese man. After he is finished playing the white man and chinese man compliment him on his nice playing.

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The government makes a good decision

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Black people are innocent.

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How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? One, it's just a lightbulb

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Why did the man cross the road? He was obviously trying to get to his work, however he realized he was jaywalking in front of a cop and had to pay a fine and ended up being late to work.

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Q: What did the Miracle Whip say when the refrigerator door was opened? A: Nothing. Miracle Whip cannot speak.

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What's green and wheels? Your mom.

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What did the doctor say to his patient? You have cancer

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <<

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Why did Donald Duck go to college? He didn't, he's a fictional cartoon character.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

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A bear walks into a bar. There were 4 fatalities and 3 were taken to the hospital.

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An iguana walks out of a bar

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A kid is Jackin off and his dad walks in and says if you keep jackin off you will loose your sight. the kid says dad im over here.

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An Arian man walks into a German-owned bar and asks to use the restroom. The bartender sees this acceptable and allows it. Soon after, a Jewish man asks the same question, but this time the bartender said no. The Jewish man thought it was an outrage and demanded why, so the bartender calmly explained to him that the Arian man was still using the restroom and that when he was finished the Jewish man was free to poo as he pleased.

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What do you call a man with 3 legs and one arm jumping on a trampoline? By his name.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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