Why did the fat guy ride his camel to the grocery store? Because he didn't want to walk to the grocery store

A wild bear walks into a bar, grabs a drink and looks at the man next to it. The man then wakes up from a dream and gets ready for work.

What more orange that a lime? Most things.

What do you call a black guy that steals a car? A father desperate to save his dying son who doesn't have a car to drive to a hospital

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What drops its lunch every day? Yo mom

How do you greet your great great grandmother born in 1738? Hey, what's up, hello.

How do you make a sandwich out of clay? Shape it like a sandwich

Whats worse than finding an actual joke on anti-jokes? A.I.D.S.

say sopha king together then sat funny at the end

How do you know a black person is in your house? You see him in your house.

Chuck Norris was the leading role in the television show Walker, Texas Ranger.

What do you get if you put a baby in a blender? An Erection

Two muffins are in an oven. And by muffins I mean jews. They both die a horrible death.

Q - What is worse than a nerdy joke on anti-jokes with a lot of big words in it? A - Although I get scared when i see big words, the page long jokes are probably worse

Your dad walked into a bar. It was a gay bar.

Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

how do you scare a deaf person? you yawn

Why did the chicken cross the road? If you look closely, it's not a chicken, it's a man wearing a costume. He's going to a halloween party with some friends. Sally was not invited.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He couldn't, his legs were broken

What is that smell? I don't know. I'm color blind.

Why did the chicken cross the road? AIDs.

Yo momma's so hairy when you were born you almost died from rug burn.

Man 1: Ask me if im a flower Man 2: "are you a flower?" Man 1: if i was a flower do you think i could talk? man 1 was wondering why man 2 was so uneducated