- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, ill give you a wink, two in the pink, and one in the stink.

roses are red violets are blue im not good at poems so fuck you too.

Why the FFUUU did you go back? Because I broke something huur.

If life hands you melons, you might be dyslexic.

Whats The diference between a park bench and a black man? A park bench can support a family of five hahahhaahahah

A man walks down the street past a flamboyant homosexual male and kills him in a hate crime. This homosexual was Dylan Glogowski

A man climbs a tree, falls, and breaks his legs. He will never walk again

What do you say to a cat with a helmet on? Silly cat, you rhyme with hat but you shouldn't wear one.

why did the cow say baaaaa ? it was a stupid cow

The camp counselor woke me up, and said that it was going to be a long week. I didn't worry though, since all weeks are 7 days long.

What did the fruit say when it was about to be sliced in half? Nothing, fruits cannot talk, duh.

Neil is a reterd.

What did the bi-polar girl do when she found our her ex-boyfriend was living with another woman? Nothing; she was happy for their new relationship and realized life moves on, in addition to taking the daily appropriate amount of medication prescribed by her doctor.

What goes from pink to red in 5 seconds? A pink shirt when red pain is spilled on it.

Knock know! Who's there? Aids! Aids who? Aids! Aids who? Orange! Orange who? Orange you glad I'm not aids!

Once a upon a time there was a girl named Cinderella. She rubbed a magic lamp and a genie appeared. Then a guy named Larry Harry walks into a laundry mat. 7 days later she died.

Pickles

Knock knock. Who's there? To To Who? To Whom.

The duck walked up to the lemonade stand and he said to the man who was running the stand, hey I cancer CC

what did the little boy get for christmas? A BIKE!

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? She didn't have arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzy.

Your momma is so fat that she's developed a cardiovascular disease and has 5 weeks to live

1: I know a lot of people hate Mondays, but my least favorite day of the week is Thursday. 2: Can I ask why? 1: Of course you can. Everyone has free will.

what is worse than joel an infested asshole

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