Why does Larry the Cable Guy get his own T.V. show??? Why can't I have one of my own??? .......ah...forgot....I'm a minority...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes.

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A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination due to all the drugs they have given you and because your brain releases chemicals when you die. I am not real and there is not heaven or a god." Upon resuscitation the man contemplates his hallucination and becomes an Atheist.

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A man goes to the doctor and complains: "Doctor, my Viagra hasn't worn off! It's been over eight hours!" The doctor replies "You were bitten by a banana spider. You have one day to live.

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what's blue , and you can urinate it? a rim block.

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FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-

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Did you know that Hellen Keller had an amusement park in her backyard? Neither did she.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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George W. Bush

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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What happens when you get caught inside a tornado? You don't, the debris around you will most certainly kill you before you get close to the tornado.

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Whats black on top and white on bottom? Rape.

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Knock,Knock Who's there? Afro Circus Ya get the fuk off my property!

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Your momma's so fat, people make jokes about her.

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Whats worse than the dole. The SRC!!!

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Whats black on top and white on bottom? R a p e.

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Why did so many describe Billy as glued to the t.v.? A terrible case of bullying and superglue resulted in the inability of Billy to remove himself from his own t.v., causing immense feelings of revenge, but his inability to move left these feelings unfulfilled.

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your moms so fat that she had to buy bigger cloths, her husband left her, she became a druggie and died alone.

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Why did the cat scratch the person? Because it's mean.

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What's the difference between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my d i c k in your a s s.

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what's the difference between a jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your nuts with a jew.

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What do you call Batman and Robin after they have been run over by a car? Dead.

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What do you call an Asian who can't drive? Underage, and therefore has not required his license to do so.

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Why was the teacher having sex with her pupils? Because it was 2145 and that kind of shit is common then

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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