- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's grey and can't swim? A castle.

She likes her sex like she likes her penises. Without a woman.

Is it a ironic if a man with ADD is driving a Ford Focus?

What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

What do you do when you do what the do is the do for the do to do what you're doing that's done for what she did if you didn't do what not to do? ^error

Why did the car get sucked up by the tornado? Because it was in Pilger, Nebraska.

nolan is gay

DON'T OPEN IT IT'S PANDORA'S BOX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

what did the boy with cancer get for christmas? i dont know he's jewish

Why do Mexicans always have heart burn? Because the food is spicy.

good pick up line hey baby have u seen my heart cuz i think you stole it

What Did Gretel say to Hansel? Stop having sex with Ariana Grande!

Whats worse than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork

What happened to the guy that got shot? He fell down

How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her a very challenging question.

What is black and white and red all over? A road killed zebra.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. Fortunately, the bra was on display in a clothing store and was not actually being worn at the time.

Why was Blue looking for her clue. She was drugged by a stranger and ended up inside of Mailbox.

A young boy is crying in the park, when priest walks up to him -What's the matter son? -My parents died in a horrible car accident 2 weeks ago and now i'm held in an abusive household.

Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

A cat jumped into a swimming pool It drowned and was cremated.

What did the genie say to the man that rubbed the magic lamp? Nothing, genies don't exist.

Click "Hello you have reached a pre-recorded voice at the suicide hotline. We regret to inform you that our consultant has suffered a recent bout of depression due to the sheer volume of calls he has received." "His body was found this morning, hanging from a tree." [L]

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