- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q; What feels like plastic and tastes fake? A: School Food

A Mexican got stopped by the police. Turns out it was a mistake and the man lived a happy life in America

Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

really? are people insistantly so totally stupid? Now read that again and you may notice something. :P

What's the same about a clown and a knife? They are both fun, except for the clown. I hate clowns.

Why didn't the boy go to the bathroom? His mother was taking a well deserved bath.

What did the kid tell his father? Go away, I'm watching elmo!

the anti-joke.com joke was just like a normal joke. was the anti-joke punchline effective, artful of funny at all? no. it was a plain statement of some facts without consideration for humor. it gets old after you read like 50 of them. it gets REALLY. F*CKIN. OLD.

what is like a duck and quacks ? A duck.

A black man and a Mexican man are in the back of a car. Who's driving? Not enough information to answer this question.

What happened when the Asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

-What do you call a dog with no legs? -Call it whatever you want, it's not coming!

i wonder who made this website? a human

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Why was the black family eating at K.F.C? The food there is really good and they had a discount on the family bucket.

What happens when you run over a black man? It is most likely that he is killed.

q: what do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex? a: sex, just like everyome else calls it

PS3 has the exerrent technorogy and finersse to make excerrent gaming such as... ...ITS RIDGE RACER! RIIIIIIIIIDGE RACEEEEEEEEEEEER!

What do you call a group with one Jew and three Germans? Friends

What do you give a man who has everything? Syphilis

There is a bus full of puppies and babies with a plane flying above it carrying 2 tons of explosives. The Bus arrives safely at its destination.

Why did Suzie fall off the Swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

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