Why couldn't the Asian man satisfy a woman? He was in a coma.

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*Science Teacher goes into his class* Teacher:MR MCAAAAAAAN! What's the answer?! MrMccann: I dunno sir. Teacher: WHAT DO YA MEAN YA DUNNO?! HAVE I EVER ASKED YOU A QUESTION YOU DON'T KNOW THE ANSWER TO?! MrMcann: No Teacher:Then answer this. JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN DO YOU KNOW THE ANSWER?!

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One scientist is talking to another scientist. One say "what's the matter?" The other replies "my family is dead"

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Have you heard that Bert & Ernie from Sesame Street are gay? If so, than whoever told you may be mentally challenged, Bert & Ernie are both puppets which even though they resemble people with active personalities, they remain puppets and do not have a sexual oreintation.

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What's the difference between ten dead babies and a Ferrari? There's no Ferrari in my garage.

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Whats better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded

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An old man walks into a movie theater, has a stroke, and dies as his family screams for help and attempts to revive him to no avail.

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Why are anti jokes so repetitive? Because you're reading too many, get off your computer.

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Neil Lewis

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What did the college student do during her Spring Break in Mexico? We're not sure, she never came back.

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lets bomb africa

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What's red and green and goes round and round? A kilt at a scottish dance

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Why couldn't the kid eat his vegetables? His parents stabbed him...

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a lollipop? 782

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Why was the teacher sad? Because her boyfriend broke up with her.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am ADD Bird

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The schoolboy said to the bus driver, this is my stop the bus driver replied "no, we have a while to go yet"

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A man walks into a bar. It resulted in a concussion and 17 stitches.

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how many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one................ standing on a pile of dead babies.

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Two blondes are on opposite sides of a lake. One blonde yells to the other, "How do you get to the other side?" "You are on the other side," the other blonde yells back.

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What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

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Did you hear about the monkey in the tree? Oh no wait. It was a lizard.

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Why did the boy fall of his bike? Becuase he was hit by a couch.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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