- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens if you accidentally say your best-male friend's name instead of your boyfriend's name during sex? Nothing, they're both named Adam.

How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? One, its not a difficult task.

What's the difference between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my d i c k in your a s s.

Roses are red violets are blue shes for me not for u if by chance u talk my place ill grab my fist and smah your face

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He was perfectly happy where he was.

What did Harry Potter say when he lost his wand? Where's my wand?

What did the dubstep say? Wub.

Is it hungry in here? Or is it just me?

How many dogs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None. Dogs don't have thumbs.

What's Black, white, green, and red? To bloody zebras fighting over a pickle

What did the tree say to the kite? She got hit by a fridge.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? (Because she was blind and deaf?) No, because she was a woman.

why did logan cross the road? to get raped by his father again

what is the difference between the number 2 and the number 5 3

How many Stephen Hawkings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He can't.

Whats the difference between a rabbit an a eagle? They both fly except for the rabbit

what did hellen keller name her dog? answer: unnumnumnum

What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

Yo mama so short, she developed a debilitating neck problem from having to look up at people when talking to them.

someone tell england that a depressed guy smoking a cigarette is not a movie.

Why did the woman make so many sandwiches? She was a mother catering for her child's sporting event.

Vagina (Note: If you are gay just move on by.)

Did you hear about the Nun in the Twin Towers? Yeah, she died too

What's worse than finding a knife in your car? Finding a car in your knife.

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