- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So you're flying around in your bathtub, how pancakes to shingle a doghouse? Airhockey, because pizza bagels can't cry.

What did the chicken say after crossing the road? Nothing.It's a f*cking chicken.

TOFFEES HEAD LYING IN THE GRASS

Laughter is the best medicine. No, Heroin is.

What do you call a black astronaut? An astronaut you racist

What did the Japanese man name his black baby? -Som Ting Wong :)

What happend to the dude who couldnt fart He blew up

Hey did you see Helen Keller's dress? No, she's dead.

Do you know what a zombie smells like? Death

how may horses can you fit in a blender i can't remember what is red and goes 100KPH a horse in a blender

Why did the girl fall of the swings? Because she has no arms.

Why did the Chef go to jail? He killed his wife.

What do you call a person with an axe stuck to his head? What's your name?

Why did John suck at sports? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

Why was the boy dead? The boy was hit by a bus ran over by a train and stabbed to death by a murderer then put into a grinder for a meal for the murderer.

What did the 20-year old woman say too the old man? HI GRANDPA!

whats worse than a dog biting you? two dogs biting you whats worse than that? the Holocaust whats worse than that three dog bites and one of them happens to have rabies

Why couldn't Ariel talk in the Little Mermaid? Someone slit her throat.

Q. What do you get if you cross a suspicious person with a paranoid person? A. Who wants to know

How are baseball and the holocaust similar? They're both games, except for the holocaust

A man walks into a restaurant and asks a waiter, "Do you serve crabs here?" The waiter says, "Certainly! In fact, stuffed crab is today's special."

What is yellow, has wheels and lies on its back? A school bus after a horrible traffic accident

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Yes you better be sorry, I'm gonna suck my mums p e n i s tonight! - Dylan Hodge

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