What do you call a leper in a spa bath? Say excuse me Sir (or Madam), I notice you have leprosy, did you know that it is treatable? MDT for multibacillary leprosy consists of rifampicin, dapsone, and clofazimine taken over 12 months. Dosages adjusted appropriately for children and adults are available in all primary health centres in the form of blister packages.[17] Single dose MDT for single lesion leprosy consists of rifampicin, ofloxacin, and minocycline. The move toward single-dose treatment strategies has reduced the prevalence of disease in some regions, since prevalence is dependent on duration of treatment. World Leprosy Day was created to draw awareness to leprosy and its sufferers

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What did the Asian say after he had a nightmare? Nothing his nightmare was actually reality and a dishwasher fell on him and killed him.

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what do you call the quadriplegic man who went water skiing? Skip

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A Jew walked into a bar and his cat died of aids

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why is caleb mears sucha perv? becasuee its calebbbb ahahahahahahah

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A rabbai , a mexican , and a ginger are In a car going over a cliff. Which one dies? Who cares?

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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.Ttwo guys walked into a bar. The third one ducked.

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A dyslexic blind man

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What happen to the man who got drunk and passed out behind the wheel? He crashed into a tree, his car caught fire and then he got incinerated.

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Hitler has a certain "genocide-quaw" about him

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Asian: what time is it? other person: time for you to open your eyes.

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A black man checks his watch. He sees that its 3:50, and calmly carries on with his day.

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Why did the black guy sing? Cause he can sdf sdfsd f sdf ds f sd fsd f sd f ds g sdfgh fsh sdf h dfsg dfs g df gdfgdf g d yeah thats right

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Why did the skeleton cross the road? Because Apocalypse arrived and dead people now have the ability to walk.

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what did the baby say to his mum? he sed bfirbvuirnvkjwmndckie

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Science debated on whether Dinosaur hide was like leather But though quite absurd They thought, like a bird Velociraptor was covered in feathers.

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How can you tell a baby lost it's voice? It doesn't scream when you staple it to a ceiling fan and turn it on.

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a man with a scar on his right hand walked in to a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x z y.

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Why did the kid drop his ice cream? Because he was laughing so hard at the man who farted and burped at the same time.

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Man don't you hated when birds shit all over your car! Man I'm glad cows don't fly!

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Why didn't the kid return home after school? He was having a sleep-over with a bunch of his friends. Who all died from a robbery.

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Why did the pervert cross the road? Because he couldn't get his knob out of the chicken.

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