a priest, a rabbi, and a nun walk into a bar...and the bartender goes...what is this a joke? mr. healey

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A duck walks into a doctor's office. Quack.

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What did one sexy babe say to the other? We are sexy

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why was the female student failing out of school? because she made bad choices and never gave school her all.

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Whats sad about a black man killing himself? That shaft DVD that he rented will probably be late now.

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What do you call a white guy in a joke? The first joke to specify one of the people in the joke as one with Caucasian origin.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because it felt like it, now mind your own business!

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Q. Why can't Stevie wonder read? A. Because he is black

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Why did the black man buy a watermelon? Because they're not free.

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Dude, you're playing call of duty by yourself and in last place...HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE!!??

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whats the difference between a white jew and a black jew the black jew is treated poorly and is sent to the back of the gas chamber

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Yo Mama's so fat Everyone is very concerned for her Health.

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What's worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice

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Why was the black man fired from the bakery? He didn't work hard and was repeatedly absent

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There was a golfer at the field where people usually golf. he had a golf club. so did the man next to him. The man i spoke of first hit the guy that was next to him with a golf club. Why? because he was angry at the man for shoving socks down his daughters throat and extracted her eyes with a melon scooper. This should not be humorous, the girl got blood and eye juice on her fathers new shoes when she came home.

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Why didn't Jimmy do well at school? Because he was recently in a car accident, which severely damaged his brain, making it difficult for him to learn things, because of his severely damaged brain, which he got in a car accident, which he was recently involved in.

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why did the white man walking down the street have no hair? he had had cancer for 5 years prior.

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A man is standing on the street corner waiting for the bus. As it pulls up he steps on and pays his fare while he whistles to his iPod.

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knock knock whos there? yo mama yo mama who? yo mamas mama!!

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KKK: Hey i was just comming over here to invite you to a church gathering me and my buddies are having later on tonight, and afterwards we are going to have a big bon-fire to fire up our spirits. Black guy: OK sounds great. White people sure are nice now-a-days.

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What do you call a red light A:soon to be green

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My dog has no nose, how does it smell? Using its anus.

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