What did the man with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

roses are red violets are indigo

This is the funniest joke in the world: Just joking!

Q: Whats blue and white and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A: A tree wearing a denim jacket.

do you know what was a good idea? not last night

Two Iranian men walk into a bar and order a Coke and a Lemonade. The Barman said take a seat and he'll bring them over.

What's good about sex with twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

roses are red, violets are blue, my son is gay, f**k my life...

How did the blind man cross the road? With the use of a cane and a registered seeing eye dog

A man walked into a bar. That hurt.

Q. Why did the woman cross the road? A. She didn't. She's still in the kitchen because I beat her if she's not cooking or cleaning.

What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gang rape.

When The bus came by Jimmy went bye-bye

Do you know whats funny? No do you know i was asking a question

Your family tree is like a cactus, its full of pricks. ;P

What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion? Answer- Take me to your weeder!

What did the water bottle say to the Itunes gift card Nothing,they're both innament object and don't have mouths.

Q: Why did the little girl fall off the swing? A: Hahahaha! I can't read.

Ask me if I'm an orange? Are you an orange? No.

Roses are red violets are blue, I more do like pink like the holes are in you.

Q how do you feel? A with a series of nerve endings, that send signals to my brain

whats the difference between a boyscout and a jew? boyscouts come home from camp

What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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