- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your mammas so big that she needs paint rollers to put on lipstick

What's worse than nailing 10 babies to one tree? nailing 1 baby to ten trees.

A fat man walks into McDonald's and was then seen leaving 8 hours later as he finished his shift.

So a horse walks into a bar, oh wait Sarah Jessica Parker

What happened to the Jew who went to France? He had a very enjoyable time and visited many of the remarkable landmarks around the country.

How do you save a drowning Asian teenage boy? You get him out of the water.

Knock knock Who's there Joe Aids who's?

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What do you call a woman who is addicted to crack, has a light mustache and huge saggy tits, has had 4 kids with 4 different fathers and makes her living giving hand-jobs behind the bus station? Mom.

eoin burgin is fat

FUCK YOU

Did you hear about that guy? He had a wonderful morning.

Knock knock. Who's there? The Postman Will you sign hear please he said Oh my toaster came

why does chuck norris not have a middle name? because his parents didn't want him to have one.

How do you kill a black man There is many ways

what do you call lots of jews on a train? Call them what you want they aren't coming back!

Q: why wasn't the fan spinning? A: because it wasn't on. Duh....

What is the difference between a refrigerator? Seven anchors because blue isn't vital for turtles to fornicate.

What's the best thing about Windows OS? It's very versatile and can run a wide selection of programs, tools, and games.

What did the cat say to the hamster? Meow

I'm on a see food diet- it consists of fish and molluscs. sea*

Why did the penis cross the road? Because a man was humping the chicken

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the batmobile? 'Get in the batmobile Robin'

What did Chuck Norris say to the puppy? Aww what a cute dog.

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