why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

Whats worse then a dead baby? 10 dead babies

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What's the difference between you and a polar bear? I don't hate the polar bear

Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? Because he uses the best ingredients.

who is an indian that can not shoot a bow and arrow? David

A blind man walks into a bar and orders a beer. He has gotten used to being blind all his life.

How do you stop someone from getting cancer? Kill them.

What did the dead guy say to the other guy? "You murdered me." How did he hear the dead guy? He was dead too.

Two muffins are in an oven. Ten minutes later we're enjoying delicious muffins together.

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Is it hungry in here? Or is it just me?

One of my nipples is a different colour from the other two. Is this normal? The Doctor replied with the answer no and said you have cancer

Q: Why did the little girl fall off the swing? A: Hahahaha! I can't read.

Why couldn't the black man get a high-paying job? because he lived during the harsh and cruel times of slavery.

How do you make a black person mad? Set his house on fire.

What did the Macedonian guy say to the Croatian guy? Both of our countries are from the former Yugoslavia.

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What do you call a dog with no legs Nothing it won't come

What did the man say after he was shot? Nothing, because the bullet hit the man with so much impact that he instantly died and was unable to talk at the current time. Others in the surrounding area walked by as if nothing was there.

A man walks into a bar. Three weeks later he gets a liver transplant.

Your mom is so old, she was able to have children around the time you were born.

your mother is in alkatraz as she was sentenced to 25 to life due to false accusations

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