How do you tell the difference between Lila and derrek ashmore? Oh wait they both have vaginas

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What did the oboe say to the trombone? SQUEEEEEEK

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What do Wal-Mart and Michael Jackson have in common? They both have made a lot of money and are also well known around the world.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died.

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I guess calling you dear was a bit overboard for you huh? Well, just promise me you will get whatever help you need if you get ill.

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Q: There's a Brit, Kenyan, German, and Colombian in one room. Where are they? A: Public School

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why did the the frog cross the road? because he was on the chickens back

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because of excess velocity.

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You're so ugly, when yo' mama dropped you off at school, she kissed your forehead and called you beautiful.

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WTF? If you look at life from the right, you might just see whats left, and just then I looked down at the midget as he said "Yo whats up?" I told him, hey do you like left? He said! DAAAAAMN RIIIIIGHT! I spent a while just standing there wondering what the hell was happening into my life, it was so right it was left and wrong... NeroMetal (No fucking idea what Neronism is, I just play streetfighter V and type books that confuse people)

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? The pig rolled in the mud!

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Q. What did the boy do for his birthday? A. Nothing. His birthday occurred on 9-11.

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Why didn't the man go to work on Friday the 13th? Because he was unemployed.

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Three black men get out of a taxy. They split the bill evenly and get on with their day... By Wade

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A black man, a Mexican man, and a cop are walking in downtown New York. So are tens of thousands of other people, because it is a very large and diverse city.

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Damn, I was gonna do my laundry but Amanda Todd drank all my bleach

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What do you call a guy named Bob hanging by a string? Plum Bob

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Roses are black Violets are black I would love to see A knife in ur back

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why did the chicken cross the road? does a chicken have to explain everything it does?? do u explain to everyone around you why you're crossing the road every time?! i think not!

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What do you call a Mexican without any arms or legs? A bean.

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whats a funny joke? nuthing nuthing at all

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The once was a man from Nantucket, Who gave up on his life and said "damn this!" Then he won lots of money, His future looked bright and sunshiny Until one day he suddenly died

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What's the correct way to eat spaghetti? Put it in your mouth.

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What do you call a computer running Windows DOS? Obselete

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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