- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Helen Keller say when she fell into a well? Nothing. She died upon impact and her family mourned her death for years.

Q. Why was little Timmy crying? A. Because his sister died of cancer.

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Have u seen stevie wonders new house? No. Niether has he

when the zombie apocolypse comes what do you do? you die

An Arabic Muslim is on a plane. He's flying to Chicago.

teacher: who's going to pass english? students: us teacher: not you, i lied about the passing

Why is the spine-tailed swift is the fastest bird? Because its faster than the second fastest bird

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I pushed my friend off the bed after losing to him in FIFA 2011. He died.

If your Jewish, then don't go to Germany.

Why did the Alzheimer's patient fail the history exam? I don't remember.....

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse, incapable of understanding the human languages, promptly shits on the floor and leaves...

who do you call those who give this joke a thumbs down? people

What is black and white and red all over? A pile of dead, bleeding, mixed race babies.

Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

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whats red and hard to eat a brick.

Where was susie after the explosion? Everywhere

Why couldn't the Jew get pregnant? Because he was man.

What's worse than finding a real joke on anti-joke? Getting voted down to page 4067

Why did the prestigious college accept the Native American student? Trick question, Native Americans don't exist anymore.

What do you do when a sing is stuck inside your head? Put a gun to your head, and shoot the song to death. It will work. Trust me. Youll never hear the song again. Or anything again.

Q: A squirrel a chipmunk and a spider monkey are fighting over these nuts. Who gets them? A: Your Mom ;p

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