Q: What did the two muffins say in the oven? A: OMG we are in an oven, "OMG a talking muffin"

Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

really? are people insistantly so totally stupid? Now read that again and you may notice something. :P

Roses are red, Violets are red, I stabbed someone in my garden, There's blood everywhere

Guns don't kill people, books kill trees.

What did the kid tell his father? Go away, I'm watching elmo!

Santa and smart blond jump off a building who lands frost none nethither exist

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? Because it thought it was a squirrel.

What did the man do when he crossed the road? Nothing he got hit by a car

did you hear about the argument between jamie jacob and dylan? daniel killed them all

What's small, white, and it killed Bruce Lee? Aspirin.

A woman went for a midnight jog. She's been missing for 12 years now.

Q: Why was the mexican mowing the lawn? A: Because the grass was too tall

What do you call potato salad in Iceland? Edible. The fact that it happens to be in Iceland doesn't make a difference

Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

'knock knock' 'Who's there?" "the mailman, Ive got mail for you"

A: Ask me if I am an Orange. B: "Are you an Orange?" A: No.

What do you get when you put a baby in a blender New Doritos Dip

-What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Hitler? Michael Phelps can finish a race.

Why couldn't the pirate go to the movies? He had scheduling conflicts

What is worse than a dog bite? A shark bite.

roses are red, violets are blue. Some poems don't make sense, Salad.

Roses are blue, Violets are purple, I like chicken. Do you like chicken?

Roses are read Vliolets are bloo I cant spell How about you

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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