- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does Joel get so many numbers from girls? Because he asks for them nicely.

Q:Whats worse then hard nipples A:The holocaust

What do you call a person with 4 arms? A normal person. (fore arms) (meant to be audible)

What did the elephant say to the pelican? He didn't say anything. I lied.

What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

Why did the jew go into the gas chamber? Because he thought he was going to get a shower.

Why did the Europeans colonise Africa Because they couldn't do it themselves

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a white guy, a black guy, and a spanish guy all jump off a building. they all immediately die on impact, later on the news white guy jumps off building.

Why did billy have a frog stapled to his face? Because he was having a bad day.

In Soviet Russia, everything you do will have an equal and opposite effect, for the laws of physics still apply in every part of the world. No matter where you are.

Q:If a tree falls in the forest and nobody is here to hear it, will it make a noise A:That Philosopher probably had a lot of herbal tea in the morning

Try this on your friends and make them look dumb So a plane crashes on the border between the USA and Canada. Where do you bury the survivors? You don't bury the survivors.

Why did the boy live on the street? He was an orphan.

Why did the car catch fire? It was parked in Ferguson, MO

what do you call a black man sleeping on a park bench at 2 in the morning? Homeless

A man walks off the top of a very tall building. Why did he fall off? Because he was blind

why did suzie fall off the swing? because shes autistic and her mother likes to abuse her.

Your dad is so fat, that eventually he got on Biggest Loser and ended living a very successful life.

I flipped through the Yellow Pages, made a few calls, and found the Chinese man I was looking for.

a kid says, "where are you from?" other kid says "my mom"

The boy asks his dad if he can make him a sandwitch The dad reply's " no thats your moms job"

Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

What do you call Metta World Peace after he has hit somebody? Metta World War.

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