- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the little girl crying Someone therew a dump truck at her

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What's worse then finding 10 babies in 1 trashcan? Finding 1 baby in 10 trashcans.

You should put some sand in your vagina to make the crabs feel more at home.

One day i woke up, and found my wife dead on the floor. lol.

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Where do you find a ocean with no water. on a map. thumbs up for great jokes. please

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey.

How do you get a horse to stop humping your leg? Pick it up and suck its dick.

roses are grey violets are grey i am a dog woof woof

How many chickens did Moses bring to the ark? 2

How do you make an onion cry? Kill the chef.

Where did the girl go after the explosion? Everywhere

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was deaf and blind.

How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family.

How do you make a mime talk? Put a gun to his head.

What happens when you put a baby, a dog and a cat in the same bag They will all most likely suffocate if left in the bag too long

Your dad walked into a bar. It was a gay bar.

Stick figure says to the artist "Can't you make it any bigger?" Artist:"No, I ran out of lead?"

When life gives you lemons squeeze them at people then run away.

If John had 4 apples and gave 2 to Mary, what is the circumference of the sun?

I've got a fever, and the only prescription is more ibuprofen...

A man attempts to rob a bank. The police are called and the robber is arrested for attempted robbery.

Knock knock Who's there? Banana? Knock knock Who's there? Banana Knock knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Orange you glad you don't have cancer?

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