- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I'm colorblind, I hate my life

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. Unless she's particularly short, then she may need to get a friend, who may or may not be blonde, to help by holding the ladder.

What's purple and fuzzy? A piece of purple fuzz.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, FUCK, MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE!

Why didn't the jew eat pork? He was vegetarian.

How does Lady Gaga like her meat? Cooked until it reaches an internal temperature of 180 degrees Fahrenheit to lower the risk of contracting diseases such as salmonella.

Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill? ... To get to the bottom.

Q. Why did Obama cross the road? A. To collect taxes from the houses on the other side

What is rainbow-colored, makes no sounds, and smells like a banana? A rainbow-colored banana

Just the other day there was a house, and unforunatly Bob was a burn victim, the doctors said that he would have had a slow and excruciatingly painful death... Luckily he was already dead!

why was the jewish boy afraid of ovens? because he developed an irrational fear of kitchen appliances. he would later, as an adult seek counseling and overcome his fear.

What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends what its name is.

Have you ever listened to the smell of the color 9? It tastes like freedom!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house Knock knock Who's there? The chicken

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a shovel 17 times

What do you call a black person who puts out fires? a firefighter

What do you get when you stab a six year old with a pair of scissors and a machete? A very angry, potentially murderous mother out for revenge.

What is funnier than an anti-joke? My SAT scores.

Two pretzels were walking down the street when one got assaulted...

Why doesn't little billy eat his vegetables at the dinner table... Because billy has bin dead for 3 years

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? wanna go ride bikes?

What did the blonde say to the other blonde? "Hey, do you want to get something to eat?"

How do you stop your baby crawling in circles? Pick it up and smother it.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesnt

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