- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house?!?! Neither has he

Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is to sparsely populated and not economically viable.

a group of mormons walk into a bar... just kidding mormons aren't aloud to drink.

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? Using teamwork and coordination, each can place one foot on the seat of the stool, and using each other for balance and support, they can all stand on the stool. The fact that they are gay is prevalent.

Yo mammas so fat she wears big clothes!

What do you call a cat that plays football? Weird.

What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

An Irishman, a Jew, an Asian, and a Priest all walk into a bar This is an example of a well-balanced community

Friends are like potatoes, If you eat them, they will die.

what is the best way to start a car? put in the key and turn it.

Roses are red violets are blue I have altimers cheese on toast Srry bout the spelling. I couldn't REMEMBER!

Why couldn't the white guy tell the two asians apart? They were identical twins.

What do you get when you cross a gay eskimo and a black man? Nothing, as two male humans cannot reproduce.

A horse and a penguin and a kangaroo come into a bar and order drinks from the bartender, who later gets fired for taking acid while working.

A White man, a Black man, and an Asian man go to Heaven. They were in a plane crash.

What did one ginger say to the other? W are both gingers.

Two guys fight over a girl. The girl gets up from under them.

P1: knock knock P2: go away!!!

hey babe, are you made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium? because i like people made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium.

If little jimmy has five candy bars and he eats three, what does little jimmy have? Diabetes

A blonde walks into an electrics shop and asks to buy a television set. The shop-owner explains that she is signalling a microwave and is concerned for her mental wellbeing.

Yo mama so fat she runs the risk of stroke, heart disease, or diabetes

what has a hard shaft and an even harder head? A hammer

An atheist dies and so will we all, eventually.

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