yo mamma so fat that when she goes out in high heels she comes back in flip flops

What's worse then failing a math test? Your mom getting shot

What has straight black lines and is square? A refferee.

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What do you do to a woman who has a black eye? Punch her in the other eye so that they match.

You know you are really drunk if your blood alcohol Is higher than .08

Your mama's so hairy, she has to shave occasionally.

why did the squirrel cross the road? -because it was stapled to the chicken.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? ... A boy played in mud.

A mexican, an Aisian, and a black guy are fighting in a dumpster. Who wins? The Mexican, why? Home court advantage!

What do you call white trash Garbage

Why couldn't the immigrant who was brand new to America hold a conversation with anyone? He was mute.

How do you make a baby crawl in circles? Nail its hand to the ground

Why did the chicken cross the road? Ok

There are two types of people in this world, those that can't count

What's worse than having you're leg fall asleep? Getting Polio

What did John name his dog? Doggy

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What happens when you die? Your body gets decomposed by bacteria

Why did the man not get his licence He was blind

Why was the blonde on the train tracks? Because she was tied up by a madman on crack.

What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot.

A man with no legs walks into a bar. Just kidding...

Why did the chicken cross the road? Scientists are still unable to fully understand the brain functioning of chickens enough to comprehend their motives for doing such a thing.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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