What do you call a blonde that just got hit by a school bus? Dead.

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what do you get when you cross a puma and a turkey? A horrible abomination of life that begs to be killed.

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Someone just commented on my joke! ... oh wait it was myself

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Whats worse than a dead baby? Two dead babys.

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Why did Quinn yell at his group project partner? Because he hated him.

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What does a black man and a monkey have in common? Until February 3rd 1870 neither could vote in America. Monkeys still can't. 

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Knock Knock Who's there? After no response, the man chuckled as he realized the sound of his TV mimicked that of his door knocker.

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What did the rug say to the floor? I got you covered

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My Nan, that is all.

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What do you call a person who drinks beer a lot? Alcohol abuser.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I can't rhyme The end

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1.Why were the black men asked to leave the bar? Because it was a womens bar. 2.Why did the 40 year old get an erection? Because he was excited.

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Whats the difference between a bottle of coke and a black man stuck in a phone booth? one of them is comparing himself to a bottle of coke, the other is a bottle of pepsi

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One day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck. The truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car. He took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle. Furious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires. The blonde got angry and called the cops, who proceeded to come and arrest him.

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Whats brown and rhyme's with "Snoop?" Dr. Dre

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A friend of mine said; the only vegetables that makes you cry are oignons. that was before I hit him with a watermelon

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Knock knock Fuck off!

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7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,8

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What's worse than having you're leg fall asleep? Getting Polio

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What did the hobo get for Christmas? Hypothermia

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So, what happens when Germany attacks France? France proceeds to slaughter the attackers mercilessly, as it was during the Feudal Ages, a time when France was Europe's superpower.

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Q: Whats about two feet in width and length with purple veins throbbing at the sides? A: A midget slowly dying of frostbite

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How does micheal Jackson know when it's bed time? When the big hand touches the little hand.

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What did the bad boy get for Christmas? Incurable cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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